Enquiry ordered as England fail to anticipate Ireland’s weapons of mass destruction
Twickers, 6th Mar 2004
The Most Impregnable Rugby Team-in-History (MIRTH) today conceded defeat in a Six Nations game to Ireland. England had not been beaten at fortress Twickers since 1903 and hadn’t lost to anyone since the last century.
An enquiry has been ordered on why MIRTH failed to recognize that Ireland a) had the weapons to win the game, b) had the means to deploy them within 40 minutes, and c) had more to deploy during the second 40 minutes.
A spokesman for Clive Woodhead, MIRTH General Manager, said, “on their day Ireland can beat anyone [except us}. What’s important is to discover why they actually did [beat us}.” Further comment was not forthcoming.
Asked about the half-time pep-talk and that the England team changed their togs, Jeremy DisgustCott said: “Yes, it’s important they changed their gear. Winning is important. But winning in clean gear is more important, because they [Nike] like it”.
It is obvious that Baloney Flair's team of weapons inspectors were looking for a lack of evidence and as usual found none. Ha! Absence of evidence does not necessarily mean evidence of absence or someting like that.... Anyway, the moralities of this conflict are now immaterial, Gertie Ahemm is now recovering form a night on the Guiness with ex-Captain "The Stone" Wood and couldn't give 2 hoots about baloney Flair's embarrasment, he even had this team to dinner... The shame of it.
Posted by: Col Eflowerears on March 7, 2004 12:38 PM